After graduating college, my best friend James decided to marry Samantha, his high school sweetheart and girlfriend of six years. I really don't know where this story goes after that because I literally haven't heard from him since.
If you don't get this t-shirt you're clearly not yet married, divorced or cynical about relationships. In case you're wondering, the best place to wear this t-shirt is bachelor parties and weddings. Divorce court is good too, as a way of saying "I told you so"
